Drunks on a Boat

I stayed on the boat last night and it was quite a peaceful adventures until some @sswipes decided to get not just a little drunk, but staggering and swearing drunk to where they were falling down smashed. We are talking every third word, "f" this, and "f" that. Went on until they must have passed out at around midnight. I wish I had a firecracker I could have dropped down their hatch when I left for work 6 hours later.